November 2012
1 post
“Yet you still value the things you’ve lost the most. Because the things you’ve...”
– Iain Thomas, I Wrote This For You. (via babanees)
October 2012
9 posts
September 2012
10 posts
laurellaureljayjayjay:
pyrrhiccomedy:
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“Be soft.
Do not let the world make you hard.
Do not let pain make you hate....”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via santini-houdini)
August 2012
2 posts
June 2012
2 posts
niall-is-my-kryptonite-potato:
cosplayerpip:
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May 2012
14 posts
My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh...
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
cruuucifyme:
“you’re so hot,” i whispered
as i took my plate of food out of the microwave
Me: Hey, I just met you
Me: And this is crazy
Me: But I've got Alzheimers
Me: Hey, I just met you
April 2012
30 posts
vocaroo:
shout out to my friend for picking the most inappropriate background music for her class project on alzheimer’s disease
“somebody that i used to know”
